This is what someone responded to my last question do you think its inappropriate?

my question-guy i like that i talked about in my other question,and his names Michael i like him alot and i just CANT talk to him HELP!!Its impossible to even say hi,but i know or at least think he likes me back sometimes ill catch him staring at me,or he'll even try to talk to me but idk what to say back!

his answer-So you want to get noticed, heh? It's your turn to master the art of seduction and turn him on by going all out kinky. The absolute best way to master the art of seduction would be to strut into the room like supermodel Heidi Klum does on the catwalk. You would need to be wearing a little plaid mini-skirt complete with vintage leopard high heels and a cashmere turtleneck sweater or a white clean blouse. The cashmere turtleneck sweater serves to illustrate a classy and badass look, revealing that you’re a true fashionista. If you do decide to wear the white blouse, it’s best if you reveal some cleavage by having a few buttons unbuttoned to let out the steam. Apply perfume on the edges of your neck and reveal some sweat parts of your body, for instance the neck by either giving the skin a glow from applying a tincture of oil. Imagine it as a classroom setting, I would suggest that glasses be worn to reveal that although you’re one flirtatious chickadee you still are a true scholar at heart. Also, it’s best if your hair looks as messed up and untidy as possible, like you just woke up in the morning to reveal what is deemed “sex hair.” Once these objectives have been achieved, you take a seat (preferablly at a chair) next to the man that you desire, by first accidentally dropping either one of your books, notebook, or pen/pencil. You then seductively bend down to pick it up, revealing some skin in his direction. Depending if your hair is fixed in the form of a pony-tail, place the pencil within the strand of hair. Next, you comfortably and as slowly as possible, position yourself next to him, by elegantly crossing your legs as if they were a pair of scissors, reminiscent of Sharon Stone’s in Basic Instinct. If you wish, you can also sit down by having yourself positioned in front of the chair (meaning from the back) and your legs wide opened from both sides. Anyhow, in the normal seating position, slightly lift up the skirt, but not too high as to reveal that your panties read “Spank Me.” Begin making eye contact with him, by coolly taking off your glasses and place one of your fingers in your mouth and perform one slow suck. Eject the finger and solely fixate your eyes with his, and give a relaxed smile. Then utter this as seductively: "Do you feel lucky tonight?" You will get noticed for sure. From then, it's an evening of the little bit of the old in and out, in and out.

This is what someone responded to my last question do you think its inappropriate?movie theatre

Yes I find this really disturbing. I mean if you had asked for this kinda answer then that would have been different, but some people just don't know how to control themselves. This guy needs to either learn how to answer the questions right or get off the third grade level and learn how to read!!!

This is what someone responded to my last question do you think its inappropriate?playhouse opera theater

Unfortunately you got an answer from some pervert who looks for any opportunity to "share" his pathetic little fantasy.
Wow! He definitely took some time answering this one!

Well, it's up to you whether you feel offended. It's a bit... well raunchy, but I liked it. I had to think of Britney Spears in "Oops".

I don't think it's meant to offend... sounds like his imagination went through with him. He'd make a good writer for ... well... exotic stories.

Also, to be fair to this guy, what you copied and pasted was only half of what he wrote. The other half were some well meant and serious suggestions about how you can get to know this guy. It's a bit unfair to him to only copy half, which would portray him as a pervert.
yea, it's funny too.. lol
omg I just got the chills.

-Art of Seduction guy needs a life
Seriously annoying....
haha..no..u asked..and he shared his version